| 1. People are stupid.
(This one really needs no explanation.) |
| 2. You will get over
it. (No matter what horrible thing happens to you,
if enough time passes you will get over it. Maybe not completely,
but enough to continue on in life.) |
| 3. No one is exempt
from Rule Number One. (At some point in your life,
maybe several, you will do something stupid. It will happen,
but that is ok because of Rule Number Two.) |
| 4. It's always something.
(This may be my favorite. I even have this saying printed on
my checks. You know how it is. You just received a check in the
mail for 200 hundred dollars. Boom! Next thing you know, your
car breaks down, you need a new water heater, the kids need braces,
and the list goes on. Don't be sad, its part of life. Besides,
Rule Number Two.) |
| 5. Don't bring a knife
to a gun fight. (If you don't understand this one,
see Rule Number Three.) |
| 6. Don't go to a gun
fight. |
| 7. Do whatever you
want......don't hurt anyone. (If everyone would just
follow this rule, it would be a happy place indeed! Unfortunately,
there is Rule Number One.) |
